IMAGINE: Harry finger banging u while whispering the words “I’ll pay off your student loans” in your ear.
(via josephbirdsong)
LIFE HACK
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
(via outofthechaos)
while they were on break why did nobody shove harry into some showers that are british
make him wash his hair already
(via leavemealoneniall)
[sneaks one direction references in my wedding vows]
“And under those lights that night, you turned around and I saw your face, it took a minute to steal my heart.” [everyone attending bursts into tears]
(via harryandnick)
my reaction to when someone says ‘one direction’ in public is way faster than my reaction to my own name
(via harryandnick)
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
if
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
(via vanillish)
hobbies including impersonating the way nick jonas says red dress
(Source: iremadegofollowmynewblog, via pkmnx)
[grabs small child] quick you need to help me meet justin bieber
(Source: flowercrownharry, via rockmafias)
let’s play a game called how long can i put off my assignment until i start stress crying
(Source: thebananarunt, via outofthechaos)
some people were born today. hello babies welcome to the earth. you missed a bunch of stuff while you were busy not existing. jbiebs did some things you would not believe
(via zustin)
