IMAGINE: Harry finger banging u while whispering the words “I’ll pay off your student loans” in your ear.
If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you.
twerking hard or hardly twerking?
while they were on break why did nobody shove harry into some showers that are british
make him wash his hair already
[sneaks one direction references in my wedding vows]
“And under those lights that night, you turned around and I saw your face, it took a minute to steal my heart.” [everyone attending bursts into tears]
my reaction to when someone says ‘one direction’ in public is way faster than my reaction to my own name
if i die my funerals gonna be the biggest fucken party and you’re all invited
great, the only party ive ever been invited to and he might not even die
[grabs small child] quick you need to help me meet one direction
hobbies including impersonating the way nick jonas says red dress
didnt realize zayn had legs until now
[grabs small child] quick you need to help me meet justin bieber
im not even sure if im saying “swag” sarcastically anymore
“tell the class a little about yourself”
let’s play a game called how long can i put off my assignment until i start stress crying